Guarding the sofa↗
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The Grumpy Bum Tissue Holder
$29.99$49.99SAVE 40%
- Sneeze-ready — tissues pop out of his rear
- Super-soft plush — cute enough to keep out all year
- Instant laugh — every guest will reach for one
HOW MANY GRUMPS?
🎁 Wrap-ready gift · fits a shelf or desk
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2+ grumps
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3 grumps
Ships in 1–3 days•Tracked delivery•Easy returns
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1 GRUMPChange
One sneeze. One very rude dispenser.
Get your grump →THE GAG GIFT THAT ACTUALLY GETS USEDIMPOSSIBLE TO IGNORE.
IMPOSSIBLE TO IGNORE.
IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO LAUGH.
SNEEZE READY
Pull one out, the next pops up.
SUPER SOFT PLUSH
Cuddly enough to keep out all year.
REFILLS IN SECONDS
Slip a fresh tissue pack inside.
SHELF, DESK OR CAR
Lies flat anywhere you sniffle.
Made for the crew. Shaped by you.
WHO'S THE NEXT GRUMP?
Got a cheeky character idea? Pick a vibe and tell us.
Ideas from the crew
Your idea could be our next drop.
Public voting is coming soon. For now, ideas go privately to our team.
HOLIDAY GRUMP SALE
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PICK YOUR GRUMP.
GRAB THE DEAL.
Order early so he lands before the holidays.
QUESTIONS, ANSWERED
What tissues does it take?
A standard flat tissue pack slips inside through the opening underneath. Pull the first tissue through his rear and you're set.
How big is it?
He's roughly [LENGTH] cm long — big enough to make a statement on a shelf, small enough for a desk or dashboard.
Is it soft or hard?
Fully soft plush, so he's safe to toss on the sofa and fun to squeeze between sneezes.
Is it a good gift?
It's the gag gift people actually keep using. Perfect for Secret Santa, white elephant swaps and stocking stuffers.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship in [X–Y] business days and arrive in [X–Y] days. You'll get tracking by email as soon as it ships.
What's your return policy?
Not grinning? Contact us within [X] days of delivery for a return. See our refund policy for details.
How do I clean it?
Spot clean with a damp cloth and mild soap, then let him air dry.